Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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