I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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