I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my sisters under your porch take her home
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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