I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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