I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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