I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Acid is not a monday night drug
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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