I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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