its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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