that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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