Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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