He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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