What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
i think my cat just said my name.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Enjoy the penises
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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