We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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