my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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