I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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