im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My vagina just clenched in fear
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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