Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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