she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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