Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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