I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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