Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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