Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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