we were pretty classy up until the second keg
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize