maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
