I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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