We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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