I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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