hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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