my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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