Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Terrible idea I love it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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