it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
ok first of all what the fuck
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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