omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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