Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize