All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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