is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
no you cant smoke seaweed
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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