I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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