People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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