she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
soo... how was my night?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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