I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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