People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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