Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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