My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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