Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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