Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Randomize
