their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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