I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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