mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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