Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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