Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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