They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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