where am i from again
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's never too late to be topless.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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