and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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